if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass

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Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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following back tons!

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boo backwards is oob which is just one letter away from boob

boo is one letter from boob too tho

life is just full of miracles

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cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

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I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

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Social experiment: who wants a free t-shirt?

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My first post on Facebook, why didn’t my parents stop me

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u didn’t even try

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I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo


I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.

it’s ghost mustard. obviously you can’t see the ghost mustard it squirts out

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it’s me, FeministHatingBrony87, back with another movie review. this week i’m going to be talking about why Disneys Planes needed less female characters and more horses. i know i promised in my last video that my next video would be less than 45 minutes but i just had a lot to say. anyway let’s get started

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What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly? —

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

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