ginjaninja3716:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

image

how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

596,966 notes // 4 minutes ago
via: paulwelsey  
source: khione

darrynek:

mom, my penis is EXTREMELY small, and i know i got it from you

9,475 notes // 1 hour ago

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

74,822 notes // 2 hours ago
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source: percymyjackson

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

83,805 notes // 3 hours ago

trebled-negrita-princess:

theuppitynegras:

I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights 

somebody gets it.

281,119 notes // 4 hours ago
via: sharmaniac  
source: teen-wolf
4,277 notes // 5 hours ago

firingpaperbullets:

boazpriestly:

How did you fuck up rice?

And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?

226,247 notes // 6 hours ago
via: mynameisunknownn  
source: ms-kawesome

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

84,184 notes // 8 hours ago
via: mynameisunknownn  
source: flygoing

weteevee:

I don’t friend zone people, I relationship zone them. You wanna be my friend? Too bad, we’re dating.

405,172 notes // 10 hours ago

How do dick pics make u feel?

Anonymous

the-inspired-lesbian:

156,318 notes // 11 hours ago
via: niqqa-prease  
source: silenthill

silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

55,368 notes // 12 hours ago
via: punk-peanut  
source: lady-dixon

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

91,739 notes // 12 hours ago
via: niqqa-prease  
source: spongy-moments
430,018 notes // 12 hours ago
via: punk-peanut  
source: waitinforthebus

waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

344,790 notes // 12 hours ago

notvvithoutyou:

imagineyouricon:

Imagine sitting beside your icon on a 14 hours plane ride

150,160 notes // 12 hours ago
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