tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

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zaynandharrypls:

life must be so boring to ppl who arent 1D AF

7,174 notes // 4 hours ago
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source: ggrint
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person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
303,641 notes // 6 hours ago
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source: goatish

lanashiftdelrey:

being the third wheel

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40,946 notes // 7 hours ago
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source: grinderman2

a question to the skate board side of tumblr

grinderman2:

how do you guys get the boards to stick to your feet when you jump?

22,323 notes // 9 hours ago
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betterthankanyebitch:

me

10,485 notes // 10 hours ago
You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

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197,958 notes // 11 hours ago
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ittybittylittlemiss:

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

*stabs u* LOL IM JUST SO RANDOM XDD

419,838 notes // 12 hours ago
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matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

275,492 notes // 13 hours ago

unclefather:

talk dirty to me

48,540 notes // 13 hours ago
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23,465 notes // 13 hours ago

unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

177,160 notes // 13 hours ago
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shouldnt:

when attractive people say they are ugly

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235,825 notes // 13 hours ago
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