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Llama Beards and Rainbow Dinosaurs.




I live in a place with more sheep than people and i'm 103.


  • People: You're going to go deaf because you play your music so loud.
  • Me: At least I won't have to listen to your bullshit.

cloudsong:

MY GRAVESTONE WON’T EVEN HAVE MY NAME ON IT IT’LL JUST SAY SUPERNATURAL AND EVERYONE WILL UNDERSTAND

ahemily:

ahemily:

guys  im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)

edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg

HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD 

goldenclitoris:

theres a difference between being “sassy” and being a huge douche canoe and i dont think some of you know that difference

amoying:

yogvrt:

what if swag was pronounced swaj

the swaj mahal

growlithed:

i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross

lnfamy:

once i dated a guy who stopped talking to me for a month and i found out he didn’t like me anymore but he was too scared to dump me so he just ignored me and i spammed his facebook with wiki links on how to break-up with your girlfriend

tlyudacris:

after all the human beings die and the aliens visit earth. i hope this is the only photo they will see in the old ruined earth.

cinderlaura:

cinderlaura:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

AU: in which klaus takes no shit from silas

✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ KLEFAN 5EVA PEACE OUT BITCHES ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

your virginity (Taken with instagram)

the-absolute-best-gifs:

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