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howdyimjrus:

2,000 dollar bird warmer.

345,114 notes // 50 minutes ago
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nikaalexandra:

anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog

209,368 notes // 52 minutes ago
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thefingerfucker:

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

161,459 notes // 52 minutes ago
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starchiee:

i love how in this episode emma’s just like

"my boyfriend is 300 years old nbd"

"my boyfriend just regrew a hand nbd"

"oh look my boyfriend has a hook for a hand again nbd"

but then

"my boyfriend just changed his clothes hOLYFUCKINGSHIT"

like if that’s not true love then i don’t know what that is

976 notes // 52 minutes ago

gentlesleaze:

for the-lady-swan

268 notes // 52 minutes ago
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jellyfishdraws:

I drew this when I was 9 and I still think it’s the funniest shit ever

7,436 notes // 52 minutes ago
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bingedrunk:

when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years

image

129,591 notes // 53 minutes ago
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130,831 notes // 53 minutes ago

bryanthephotogeek:

Judi Dench is my favorite M. 

77,470 notes // 53 minutes ago
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119,019 notes // 54 minutes ago

captainjaymerica:

Guys, please take care of yourselves. Eat if you haven’t eaten. Sleep if you need to. Take a mental health day. Do what you need to do. But put yourself first when necessary.

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#otp

I was wrong. What I asked of you, the backwards step. You must know I want the same world as you do, the better one. And the only way to build it is together. We do greater things when we act as one, when we trust each other as equals.

This is not a coronation for a King. It is for a King and Queen.

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penguintim:

Joss Whedon and George R. R. Martin walk into a bar. Everybody you love dies,
Then Steven Moffat walks in. Everybody comes back to life without explanation, re-affirms their heterosexuality, flirts with the main character and the feminist movement is set back 50 years

69,994 notes // 54 minutes ago

dredrefab1b:

Loooooooooool

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